It's better to be going down the drain than coming up it.
Justice always prevails three times out of seven.
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
You can observe a lot just by watching. (Berra)
Whatever isn't forbidden is required. (Gell-Mann)
The sun goes down just when you need it most.
Them that gets - has.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
Don't ask the barber if you need a haicut.
1) Hide
2) If they find you, lie
You can't tell how deep the puddle is till you step in it.
Variables won't, constants aren't.
If it works, don't fix it.
S=R/E where S is satisfaction, R is reality, and E is expectation.
If it happens, it must be possible.
If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist knows it (Oppenheimer)
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Chinese corillary: Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know
2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question
A disagreeable task is its own reward.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played back at a very high level for a short time.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.